Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Livinghigh was here at 10:47 AM /

Commodities for sale

Take a sheep and a wolf, and play haloween-costumes-gone-berserk. Take a dog and a cat and a tree, and watch the sparks fly - and the fur and the leaves. Take a cardboard box, and place it inside out, and see if you can tell the difference.

It's like brushing your teeth. For best results, be sure to try out our formulae at least once, everytime you get those I-am-a-maniac blues. We have sizes and colours and insides-outs to fit anybody. Your every wish is your every command.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

Soul-searching, bip-bopping, funky-funneling, joint-jottering, thought-tracking exercises... at only $ 0.00, with gift wrapping and delivery free.


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